Police Uncle! and lots more which actually makes no sense at al :P

Wel the cops are people I'm really afraid of, people fear many things - reptiles, heights, cats, water, other people, and sooo many other things but me, as weird as i am, fearingpoliceissmartaphoiba( Fear of the "cops") (Source: http://www.unusualphobias.com/police.html )

Wel they are people who fascinate me and scare me at a time, they work on the roads al they(traffic police), and they keep catching people who break the law ad they stand there on the signal with their walki-talkie's in one hand and a cellphone in another(There must a law wher the public can take fine from the cops if we see them talkin on the cellphone!!). Wel coming back, the stuff they wear with radium(yea, that glow in the dark thingi) al over and the small sticks they hav which light up either green or red at the press of the button(donno wat u cal em, wil hav to look it up). The thing that fascinates me the most about them are the walkie talkies. I always wonder wat they use that for, i assume they use it to tel the other poilce man ki i've given em a green, traffic comin ur side, but again this is what normal people would say when u ask em wat the cops use the walkie talkies for, but my crooked mind as usual runs in one crooked direction and i've come up with a number of things the cops can actually do with the walkie-talkies they posses. (I actually choose to believe that some of the following are true,eventhough they are not, jus for the fun of it!! :) )

1. They could convert it into a cell-phone which has no bills and talk to everyone they wanted to all day( standing on the road and doin it would be irritating though).

2. They could use them to talk to aliens from a far off land called zuzu land and the residents of zulu land are called zullus.

*The walki-talki bit ends there and, God knows wat starts*

3. Or better, the cops are actually aliens from zulu land and they are here on earth to study the behavioral patterns of homo-sepians because they are actually goin to invade planet earth and live here and send us al to the Saturn rings.

4. They are actually the cartoons from cartoon network and since cartoon network is downsizing they have al become cops to earn an income.

5. They love waving their hands and showing their palm to others. (They do that when they ask u to stop!)

6. They love the melodious sond of cars and bikes honking away to glory for no reason at al.

7. They keep their word, i.e. when they were little kids they would have asspired to become cops cuz they get to keep a gun and its fun to fire a gun.( I don't think traffic police has guns rite?)

8. Its one of the easiest ways to see celebrities, at signal i mean, everyone travells on the road after all and sooner or later they hav to face a red signal.

*if ur still reading, either ur totally jobless or ur one of the many people i've sent the link to so that u tel u me how the post it*

9. They hate shooping, they hav to wear the same clothes everyday rite?

10. They like tanned skin.

11. They don't like to blog. (They won't hav the time to.)

*If u've realised that this post makes absolutly no sense, then ur not a big genius, its obvious.*

*If ur still readin, thank u :) , ur my true friend*

:)